By Michele 
In a quirky twist of fate, an elderly Marine, visually impaired, unintentionally wanders into an all-girl biker bar. Settling onto a bar stool, he confidently orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
Moments later, he breaks the silence with a request to the bartender, “Hey, how about a blonde joke?”
A sudden quiet blankets the bar until a deep, gravelly voice from the woman beside him interrupts, “Before you proceed with that joke, perhaps it’s only fair, considering your circumstances, that you’re aware of five things:
- The bartender, a blonde, wields a baseball bat.
- This bar is populated entirely by women.”
- “Many of these women are blonde, tough, and not to be trifled with.”
- “I, myself, am not one to be underestimated.”
- “And lastly, you’re a blind man in the lion’s den.”
The blind Marine pauses for a moment, pondering this unexpected turn of events. With a shake of his head, he chuckles softly, “No… I suppose not, especially if I’ll have to explain it five times over.”